when you are so stoned to the point where you can compare how stoned you are to how hard Joshua's muscles are
by Intoxicants May 24, 2021
Get the STONED AS HARD AS JOSH mug.A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
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Get the pop-tart stoned mug.by Christian335 August 13, 2017
Get the Stone Temple Pilots mug.The Black Stone Brotherhood OR (BSB) is a secret society founded by and comprised of high powered and highly connected New Zealand business people . The purpose of the society is to seek out and right commercial injustice , using the considerable influence of the members to support or weaken the position of the targeted party in a commercial transaction. Little is known about the amount or number of members but it is rumoured that all members wear matching black stoned rings.
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Get the black stone brotherhood mug.a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
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