in a shoe-shop
customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeeper: let me see, wait a minute.
(15 minutes later and the shopkeeper hasn't come back)
(the customer say to the manager of the shoe-shop)
customer: io, the shopkeeper take so long to bring a pair of shoes.
customer: do you have these shoes in my size?
shopkeeper: let me see, wait a minute.
(15 minutes later and the shopkeeper hasn't come back)
(the customer say to the manager of the shoe-shop)
customer: io, the shopkeeper take so long to bring a pair of shoes.
by SmP. October 27, 2007
Get the take so longmug. by Pretty Boy1983 February 19, 2011
Get the oh so finemug. I indeed made up this phrase. It WILL hit the streets faster than "that's hot." Just you wait. So, meaning, in an excessive amount, and cal, short for california. So California (since that is the coolest state, and one of the largest, many things just ARE california. Thanks for your time.
L: God damn those sunglasses. I've never seen them in the streets of Bethesda.
L2: That's because they're so cal. And cal is way farther than bethesda. it's gotta get here. chill out L1!!!! CHRIST.
L: Hook me up wif a pair of dooose shades!
L2: Time for some meds. MEDS ARE SO CAL.
L2: That's because they're so cal. And cal is way farther than bethesda. it's gotta get here. chill out L1!!!! CHRIST.
L: Hook me up wif a pair of dooose shades!
L2: Time for some meds. MEDS ARE SO CAL.
by Laily...O:-) July 8, 2005
Get the So Calmug. Groundbreaking spray on deodorant and appearance enhancer for those not so pleasing pussies.
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!
Gone are the days that your partner gags or runs away at the sight of your maw.
Discreet and easy to apply...you won't leave home without it!
Men!..stick a bottle in your jeans before you go out whoring......trust us....you won't regret it!
Dude, I hooked up with a super hottie last night, but her pussy looked and smelled like cat food. After a quick shot
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.
of Cunt so Fine , I was staring at the cunt of an angel.
by Lunicus October 11, 2013
Get the Cunt so Finemug. Must be stated in a "my new haircut" voice:
1) When a group of males do something and do not want to disclose the fact that there will only be males there to make females wonder
2a) When you are at a party with snobby ho-faced females who think they are the shit
or
2b) When you party with a large number of attractive females
1) When a group of males do something and do not want to disclose the fact that there will only be males there to make females wonder
2a) When you are at a party with snobby ho-faced females who think they are the shit
or
2b) When you party with a large number of attractive females
1)
Guy (to his guy friends): Hey you guys want to go watch the game at the bar?
Girl: Wait who are you going with?
Guy: Brad, Nick, Joey, Chris and so many bitches...
2a)
Guy: Hi. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: What you think you can just buy me a drink and sleep with me? (walks away)
Guy to his friends: Man, there are so many bitches here, f-this place.
2b)
When you party at the playboy mansion.
Guy1: How was last night?
Guy2: Holy Shit! There were soooo many bitches!!!!!
Guy1: Did you hook up with any?
Guy2: Of course I did you dumb shit.
Guy (to his guy friends): Hey you guys want to go watch the game at the bar?
Girl: Wait who are you going with?
Guy: Brad, Nick, Joey, Chris and so many bitches...
2a)
Guy: Hi. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: What you think you can just buy me a drink and sleep with me? (walks away)
Guy to his friends: Man, there are so many bitches here, f-this place.
2b)
When you party at the playboy mansion.
Guy1: How was last night?
Guy2: Holy Shit! There were soooo many bitches!!!!!
Guy1: Did you hook up with any?
Guy2: Of course I did you dumb shit.
by BMlz November 5, 2009
Get the So Many Bitchesmug. by ellen123456789 October 20, 2010
Get the im so deadmug. by eada18 January 21, 2009
Get the if you say somug.