Women that think cannabis containing THC is bad but hemp-based CBD products are the bomb. CBD mom doesn't really drink, and of course won't smoke weed, because she's a responsible mother. She often looks down on a cannamom. CBD mom is in love with all natural products, including essential oils, green clean products, and green smoothies. She claims CBD oil has changed her life, has two bottles in her purse at all times, and will try to sign you up as an affiliate for whatever brand she is selling today.
"Don't light that joint on the soccer field Keri the CBD Mom will report you. And then try to sell you her latest MLM product."
by cbdmom February 6, 2020
Get the CBD Mommug. 
Get the Dameons mommug. by Buckwheatismycatsname July 5, 2018
Get the Soccer mommug. Hey Doug, I went to the zoo with Carol’s kids Saturday and after we put them down to bed I got waist deep in her mom socket. We fucked until the sun came up.
by Poonfarm Inc. December 4, 2021
Get the Mom Socketmug. Drives a van, wears sandals, blonde hair and has a kid that wears neon clothing. His name’s Brody. Only talks about Brody’s successes. Brody probably fucking sucks at soccer.
by Sigismund_Dikjstra June 17, 2018
Get the Soccer mommug. A minivan that drives at extreme speeds and very recklessly through traffic, usually with an overly-stressed middle-aged suburban-dwelling mother of 4 kids that's running late to her 2nd son's soccer practice
Mike - "Did you see that Ford Windstar bobbing and weaving through traffic?"
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
Dan - "Yeah man, that was like a mom rocket!"
AJ - "She must be late to her kid's soccer practice."
by BigRick2008 November 20, 2018
Get the mom rocketmug. by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022
Get the Alan's mommug.