Lunched

When a lunch date, acquaintance, or co-worker brings or orders a lunch that is judged to be of vastly different quality than ones own.

That pizza looked way better than my sandwich I got lunched.

by Punchking207 April 23, 2018

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.

He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023

lunch room cookie

a cookie that white boys get slapped with for saying the n-word

did you see him get smacked with that lunch room cookie

by yourmom800 April 2, 2022

Lunching Off

When it's around lunch time at work so you stop working, but you're also not eating lunch.

Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."

by ten nine? June 10, 2020

lunch pack

A scrotum

Unbeknownst to Tom, his lunch pack was hanging out of a hole in his pants

by Fadat2017 April 19, 2018

Nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch

Anyone who is remarkably bat-shit crazy, nuts or waaaayyyy beyond the eccentric

Tim: "Ugh, I have to spend the weekend with crazy grandpa Eugene."
John: "Oh, that one."
Tim: "Yeah, he's nuttier than a Squirrel's lunch."

by PlanetOceanReturns February 8, 2023

Lunch Punch

To get laid on your lunch break.

To beat up pussy at lunch time.

Uh-oh, it's noon, time to accomplish a little Lunch Punchin.

by Rocco the other white meat. March 25, 2010