Alaskan Foot Warmer

When you shove your entire foot into a woman's vagina.

I gave Stefani an Alaskan foot warmer last night. She won't text me back.

by LameLayne April 6, 2016

Narrow Foot Disease

Shoes or feet that are narrower than seems possible. The shoes can be narrow up and down and/or side to side. Only people with narrow foot disease can fit shoes with narrow foot disease.

These shoes are my size and I can't even get my toes in. I hate narrow foot disease.

by Sabbylina May 8, 2010

Fireman Fuck Foot

When you are getting on with a fire fighter and shit gets so crazy, you break your foot.

Whenever it's going to rain, the old fireman fuck foot acts up.

by hotstepper82 July 2, 2017

ten foot looker

A person of opposite sex who looks good from ten feet or further, but when he/she gets within the ten feet you realize they are fugly

Man I saw this fine broad from far away but when I got closer it turned out she was a ten foot looker.

by Absamil May 12, 2008

Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

fuck-foot fuckoid

An expression or exclamation of amazement.

May also be used as an expression of frustration, depending on cadence.

Holy fuck-foot fuckoid!

by texfink July 25, 2011

Six foot by the way

when you make a bare-minimum good take, fully understanding that what you said was the bare minimum. it references how men that are over six foot can do the least and still be admired.

Carmen: "my boyfriend says that I'm not allowed to wear pants, and how a woman should only wear dresses"
Eddy: "that's really shitty and you should be able to wear whatever you want. I'm six foot by the way"

by tallmanimtallguys June 23, 2023