bat fried rice

A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

by fjlskefu April 22, 2020

Rice Bag bunz

To have a buttocks that resembles rice bags. Long, flat buns with no real definition. Enhancing the appearance of a long buttcrack.

"she's tight from the front but she got those rice bag bunz, no bueno!"

by Bigboy32j December 9, 2009

japanese rice cracker

You are a ^^^

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.

by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016

Rice cake

1: Stuff Asians eat.

2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.

Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.

by WinkyWonk;> February 16, 2017

Wrath Of Rice

When a friend is mad about something and you are unwittingly the target of their angry diatribe

Although my wife was mad about her project being 2 weeks overdue I got The Wrath Of Rice when i asked her where the remote was

by dantheman73 October 31, 2010

rice bowling

Accepting a salary for a drone job without questioning its logic, its efficiency, or its value to the employer's mission. The worker is perfectly happy as long as his bowl of rice gets filled every day.

This place is in trouble if doesn't change direction. Management is miserable. Anyone who looks around is terrified. Only those still rice bowling are happy.

by slowtyper April 30, 2012

Patty Rice

1. the left nut of a squirrel. 2. the 89th suction cup on a male octopus that swells when aroused.

I'm so horny right now, do you think my patty rice is visible?

by PrincetonBooks May 27, 2009