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Nut shorts

The type of shorts when worn by an adult male with a mustache can possibly reveal his nuts( male genatalia) at any moment... If you look.
Dear Diary,

I really had an awesome time at the beach with Aaron. However, the date was almost ruined by his Uncle Tom running around in his 80's -nut shorts.
by Energy 79 October 4, 2016
mugGet the Nut shortsmug.

schukling for a nut

when a woman, in a panic, proceeds to dump out her over sized purse and rummage through it looking for an object. such as keys, ID, or chap stick. could also be applied to a panicking man searching for something in his carry all
We were at the club the other night and my girlfriend could not find her ID. She held up the whole line while she was schukling for a nut.
by iinvisible October 28, 2010
mugGet the schukling for a nutmug.

Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative
I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
mugGet the Nut positivemug.

polar nut

When you have very hot and sweaty sex and you run straight to a freezing shower immediately afterward and remove the condom in the shower. This sexual act overstimulates the nerves and feels really good
“Bro I polar nutted the other night and I couldn’t breath
by Polarfreak May 29, 2019
mugGet the polar nutmug.

Nut Cracker

When you get hit in the your balls so hard that they crack.
If Karam doesn’t stop harassing Dalia she’s going to give him a Nut Cracker
by The_Ulimate_Noob November 12, 2020
mugGet the Nut Crackermug.

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free
Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite
by Systm September 16, 2005
mugGet the wing nutmug.

Robust a nut

Busting an extremely large cum load usually occurring when one masturbates for the first time after a long hiatus of not masturbating.
For lent I did not masturbate for 40 days. When I masturbated for the first time, I did Robust a nut.

I would like to very much robust a nut on 6 - 8 girls in my math class.
by BigHorseAl April 15, 2009
mugGet the Robust a nutmug.

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