Goose

The opposite of duck. Uncool, non-overpowered, goofy.

Wait, acting like that is hella goose.

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 28, 2024

Silly Goose

A woman who flirts with you but then looses interest and rejects you once you catch feelings.

Connor: Bro, how is Lizzie doing?
Mark: No idea, she stopped snapping me. She is such a silly goose!

by SpicyTriangle July 28, 2022

America Goose

Alternate name for Canada goose, a species of goose that is best known for its black-brown-white coloring and its tendency to attack people at random. The term is sometimes used by supporters of Donald Trump and the MAGA Movement to encourage the integration of Canada, or anything related to Canada, into the United States.

Person A: Someone help me! This America goose keeps following me!
Person B: Are you sure? That is in fact a Canada goose.

by AlabamaSword January 10, 2025

Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit

Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.

by ABigDD July 29, 2024

Goose pooper

Definition: a term used to describe a person who pokes fun and taunts another sometimes but not always using goose poop on a stick

“Mom was a goose pooper growing up she could always get under my skin.”

by Goose poop expert December 10, 2020

goose

a birb that is known to cause mass mayhem

fear the goose or b u r n

by smokingquack May 24, 2021

Goose

When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Goose
Person 1: Thanks

by TealGroup April 8, 2022