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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.
Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.
by MacBetty July 31, 2017
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Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet
Did you see that lady bagel?!
by Jolliest October 5, 2018
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lady gorilla

I saw a lady gorilla at the zoo!
by frabrizio November 9, 2017
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Lady and the tramping

The act of (usually two girls) deep throating a double sided dildo
I was watching lessbain porn. It got crazy when they boy started to lady and the tramping
by Tineyrick9400 April 26, 2017
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cat lady

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.
by memega July 19, 2022
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Lady Lair

A room or space within a residence to promote independent sanctuary and recreation according to a woman's interests.
Jennifer did not like the menstruation hut mentality of "She Sheds" and instead chose to remain inside her home's Lady Lair to watch football, listen to records, and read.
by Tabikitten June 17, 2018
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lady bastard

An indiscreet female with a gritty attitude. She gives no fucks and is happy to tell you to fuck off. Fuck you, Jenny.
That lady bastard! She stole my lunch and sent me an instagram of it to me.
by awarmfastbear April 27, 2019
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