milk horse

cow

hey look at that milk horse

by Ben10IsTheBest March 9, 2018

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Horse Lover

When a person is in love with a horses penis and always dreamed of fucking one.

Sophia is such a horse lover she likes to dream about the horse dick she ate last night

by Ewis November 18, 2019

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Kill a horse

To defecate, poop, or take a huge shit that leaves the bathroom smelling like someone just slaughtered and gutted a full grown horse.

I hate going to the bathroom when I’m not home but that lasagna at Linda’s house made me immediately kill a horse. She went in right after and assumed it was Betty. Wheew !! That was a close one!!

by Cainblack2004 August 25, 2019

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Trojan Horse

Dumping a fart in the middle of a group, while managing to get out before it kicks in so you cannot be blamed.

Person 1: "Look at that group pinching their noses", Person 2: "Yeah, I just left a Trojan Horse over there"

by kaleplek95 April 4, 2019

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Sysa horse is a legendary animal. The sysa is derived from the turkish word sisa (sesa) that means smelly serf. In the schythian-nomad empire the sesa was the lowest grade. In many civilization (fe: the Kazar empire, the seleucid empire) siesa means horse-milker or sexton. Sysa horse is a magic platypus who killed the last king of the bloddy grapemans.

"Blackfoot" Marcus Siesa was a schythian-hun-arabian-parthian cohort who fighterd in the Danube basin against the romanian army. When a legionray attacked him he ate the agressor, but it vas just an old legend of sysa horse

by Dr. loverdon March 4, 2009

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