A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020
Get the Cold Stone Creamerymug. The equivalent of the {Mile High Club for {Stone Couchers. To be part of it you must have urinated, defecated or fornicated on the Stone Couch.
Stone Coucher 1: I just took a piss on the Stone Couch. I'm so notty.
Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.
Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
Stone Coucher 2: Nigga please. I fucked a dead hooker I found on Highland Road riddled with bullets on there. Even in death, you can join the Stone Couch Club.
Stone Coucher 1: Word my nigga. Word.
by Hazletard in Chief November 21, 2011
Get the Stone Couch Clubmug. mother: hey son! Your older brother has a girlfriend he’s happy! Where’s yours ?
me: lonely carved in stone
me: lonely carved in stone
by a teens life April 19, 2018
Get the lonely carved in stonemug. An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
Get the Cold Stone Stunnermug. by Christian335 August 13, 2017
Get the Stone Temple Pilotsmug. by dankmish December 9, 2010
Get the pop-tart stonedmug. a guy you meet at a high school orientation who holds string by the end to not participate in school activities. he doesn’t know how to eat a freezie and has an orange honda and a mom named pamela
by immafightyouman January 11, 2019
Get the rolling stones kidmug.