crack gigalo

A man whore who sleeps with crack whores who stays at home all day watching porn and popping Viagra. His crack whore keeps a short leash on his bisexual ass because she doesn't have enough money for round three of an STD.

My crack gigalo wants a threesome. Me, the barnyard hen and him. Maybe the horse.

by Wicked Witch February 28, 2017

Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.

I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack

by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019

Crack-stache

A type of heavy mustache cause by too much drug use.

"Look at Jon's Crack-stache!"
"I know, its so thick! He'd better shave that thing, it looks like a friggen ferret."
"And he should stop smoking pot."

by Not_To_Be_Named March 3, 2009

Crack Dick

Off the charts sexwith a man that leaves you chasing your next hit!

Hooked up with Jason lastnight, girl he's got the crack dick.

by Steeling Jamy September 27, 2018

crack cheese

the cheese that forms from your crack cheeks

bro my crack cheese taste so good ughhhhh

by cassie from euphoria May 12, 2022

penis on crack

when the dick is so crazy good.

Justin's penis on crack scared Selena away.

by -Q January 3, 2016

through the cracks

Some fall through the cracks, others peek through.

Falling through the cracks, many Americans took to the streets in massive protest of racial injustice and police brutality. Peeking through the cracks, many Americans watched in fear as the streets were filled with anger and pain they could hardly comprehend.

by Monkey's Dad June 3, 2020