two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

Hard worker

In the uk, this mostly applies to Polish immigrants

The Polish immigrants work so hard in the uk. They're such hard workers

by Pickled banana July 4, 2020

hang-hard

The semi-erect state of a mans penis in response to initial feelings of arousal. It describes the hanging, yet hard penis as opposed to erect, upward state of an aroused penis.

Woman: My fella, I feel a nice hang-hard action going on there in your pants! Got me wet with my nips all hard now!!

Man: Yeah babe you got me hyped up with that sexy little fit you're wearing and you keep grindin my little man so he's hangin-hard for you boo!!

by BoloQ00 April 13, 2016

Hard Americano

Hot espresso poured directly onto ice. Yes. I totally co-opted Japanese Iced Coffee, or Iced Esspresso, and came up with a better name, Shocked Americano, but Hard Americano is preferred in certain other communities.

Hard Americano! Get it? It's an Americano but instead of water, you use ice, ... ice is water, only hard.

by sixsevans May 25, 2018

Lilah Harding

Is absolutely in love with any boy called Oliver and has a weird obsession with drinking juices, especially orange juice. The Harding is because every guy she walks past gets a hard ding

Oh yeah my friend is a real LILAH HARDING

by Orange juice jones February 13, 2022

Hard Butter

To insult or talk shit about your grandmother

Marco Pierre: "My grandmother is a faggot"
Jamie Oliver: "That's some hard butter"

by Gordon Ramboy January 28, 2019

Hard Fork

When one uses four fingers to lift an ass Booty cheek, to satisfy a itch or airflow from the ass Booty crack.

Dude: "Don't mind me, just going to a quick hard fork, got a bubble fart that will not pop."

by Chojitacos February 15, 2019