Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
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by luckstar44 May 11, 2009
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"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"
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Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Man Pumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Man Pumping.
Marty and Joel decided to meet in the park for a man pumping session to raise awareness about men's health issues.
by ManPump May 16, 2017
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by zachmeyer3 October 31, 2018
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Idiot: what is that hot dog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?
by Brownlongthing November 12, 2016
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noun
1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.
2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.
noun
1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.
2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.
by The master proof reader March 27, 2011
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