Penal Fly

The act, or skill, of getting a common house fly to land on the tip of the penis. The subtle movements caused by it's tiny legs have been known to bring on ejaculation.

You can also try and coax the fly inside the penis, for inner shaft stimulation.

NB: Never try with a wasp.

Carl: Have you ever tried penal fly mate?
Rick: Yea, I tried it post anal as I had a few noticeable poo nuggets on my bell, small sure, but they were there. I Laid there for an hour, nothing. By this time i was soft and stank of shit so I had a shower.

by Rudoji January 21, 2017

fly by nature

UK brand created in west london by Nathan gyan the brand covers music entertainment and fitness with a range of products from clothing to fitness programs

WOW! have you seen how fresh is outfit?! that's fly by nature

by fly boy larbs May 17, 2018

Fly in a Spiderweb

To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.

John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.

by CDRIZZLE April 16, 2013

I was there for the fly

To be intimately aware of or to have been present for something; or to have physically witnessed something to its completion

"Hey, did you see the Vice Presidential Debate last night?"
"'Did I see it?' I was there for the fly!"

by prdjstr October 7, 2020

Flying Meat

When someone has a boner in mid-air

I was skydiving when I had flying meat.

by GipsyDanger34 May 18, 2014

Safety fly

A dragonfly; symbolizes protection and safety to whomever sees one

"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."

by chicbird January 2, 2017

fly of despair

Life in a nutshell. The deep, seemingly endless vortex of horror that the Flying Dutchman threw Squidward in for his whining. A reference to the Spongebob Squarepants episode "Shanghaied"

Dude, my life is so depressing, it's like the fly of despair.

by UrbanDUser06 November 16, 2018