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sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly
Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.
by zenk April 23, 2016
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Sucking Teabags

Sucking Teabags is another way of saying, sucking droopy testicals, although this is common with old men, younger mine can also have droopy testies
Shrek: Can I suck your teabags?
Donkey: Yesss please!!

Sucking Teabags
by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020
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Suck hearse

A person who is exceptionally good at performing fellatio.
by Lewrd methane May 20, 2021
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Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse
Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money
by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020
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suck pile

Hey baby, let's go make a suck pile ;-)
by sarbuff123456789 June 12, 2016
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suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
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Sucking zone

The point at which one vehicle "punches a hole" in the air for another vehicle behind it, thus lowering the air resistance for said vehicle and propelling it forward at a faster rate. This zone is informally known as the "Sucking zone."

In various racing sims, this zone is typically reached when a vehicle is at minimum 0.600 seconds behind the one in front.
"Dude, how are you going to fast?"
"I'm in the sucking zone!"
by nullifiedasx April 5, 2023
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