feet to jesus

having sex with a woman, a sexual referance.

Fucking a woman while her feet are point towards the sky

Corey:did u have sex with your girl yet
ME:hell yeah i put her feet to jesus

by themjc96 January 4, 2012

Jesus sandals

Sandals in which are usually leather and have two straps in front and back.

Look at her, she's wearing Jesus sandals.

by Annie anymous September 10, 2016

room for Jesus

when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.

yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..

by minecraftdick September 23, 2019

Jesus Style

When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall

"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."

by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016

Marcos (Jesus)

The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence

Marcos (Jesus)
: No you have a boyfriend

by aaagrimage November 20, 2019

Jesus FC

A term used by football enthusiasts in lieu of "Jesus Fucking Christ" whenever someone misses a really easy shot. Originally used to refer to Gabriel Jesus, but now can be used to refer to any player

Jesus FC, how does Balotelli miss that?

by j0k#r October 29, 2019

Traffic Jesus

A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.

Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."

Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."

by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017