Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback

When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014

Aarushi's Mom

hottest mom u ever seen

Everyone loves Aarushi's Mom

by jokin jokin February 16, 2023

mom-ist

Someone or something that implements and upholds the system of oppression where moms are consistently and systemically mistreated and denied basic rights.

"David, you are extremely mom-ist. You think that I am trying to control your life and that I am abusive and treat you as an inferior, unthinking being because you are against all MOMS."

by Mom's Rule! September 19, 2009

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

get mommed

To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.

Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.

Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.

by BigMikeInAustin December 29, 2009

asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.

Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.

by LeighaJames October 11, 2017

Trumpeter Mom

Trumpeter Mom - A mother (parent) of a small child who praises that child in an unnecessarily public way in a thinly veiled attempt to signal her own virtue as a mother. This is usually done in a loud or “trumpeted” voice especially in close quarters, like an elevator or waiting room.

While I rode the elevator to the top floor of the bank building, I could not help over hear the Trumpeter Mom as she told her five year old son: “Johnny, I am so proud of you for donating all your toys to the orphanage while you were visiting those Tibetan Monks while on your recess. You are far less selfish than your friends who simply play at recess.

by RMSLO November 14, 2019