A driver (male/female) known to ALWAYS allow others the right-of-way, often causing his/her passengers to become angry at them for being overly nice to any and all traffic.
Dan: "Dude, your dad is always letting other people go first, even when it's HIS turn. No wonder we're always late.."
Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
Chris:"I know man, he's a total traffic jesus."
by SeñorFrog January 23, 2017
Get the Traffic Jesusmug. by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022
Get the prison Jesusmug. The reincarnation of Jesus with long hair who is hella smart he fr a full on genuis who doesn't let you flirt with him who would never date someone with low intelligence
by aaagrimage November 20, 2019
Get the Marcos (Jesus)mug. When a driver cuts through heavy traffic giving up all power to Jesus to guide them through heavy traffic, usually throwing their hands up as if saying "Jesus Take the Wheel!"
"I just got Jesus wheeled by a mom in a minivan as she cut through three lanes of traffic without using her blinker!"
by Bg1981 January 2, 2014
Get the Jesus Wheeledmug. by Flow Jesus February 26, 2022
Get the flow jesusmug. by minecraftdick September 23, 2019
Get the room for Jesusmug. "So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."
by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016
Get the Jesus Stylemug.