heavy metal

Awesomeass music that destroys emo and pop and rap. what people listen to when thir pissed the fuck off and dont want hurt anybody. really insanly fast. the blast beat of behemoth in slaves shall serve goes 225 bpm. not shitknot not linkin gay not KoRn!!!!!!!!!!!

Poser-lets go listen to some slipknot!
Me-lets listen to some heavy metal!
poser-heavy what?

by schischa October 23, 2007

Groove metal

a genre of music which gives you an irresistable urge to headbang (circularly) even tho it's in some sort of standard tuning (but not trash metal)

Hey bro, what genre is Cowboys From Hell?

It's groove metal idiot, didn't you notice your head flew off from headbanging?

by Headbanger3000 May 3, 2023

Light metal

A catch-all term for cleaner/lighter forms of metal music as opposed to heavy metal, Light metal generally consists of hard rock, alternative metal, melodic metalcore, melodic hardcore, and post-hardcore.

My cousin Jeremy likes listen to light metal

by theamericanminarchist September 26, 2022

Wallkill Metal

The action of being viciously skull-fucked with your arms pinned at your sides by the other persons knees.

You bro I Wallkill Metal’d your mom last night.

by Dixie McCarthy January 22, 2022

Metal Drinkbottle

It's mainly used for drinking water, although you can also use this blunt object as a devastating, badass weapon. It is also a long-range weapon for the strong throwers out there. It acts just like Thor's hammer and attracts electricity for extra damage. Just make sure it is full or empty for long throws. This weapon is usually yielded by the Gods.
Stats:
Damage:

Full: 6050
Empty:3000

Throws:
Damage:
Full: 7000 at short range
Empty: 5000 at long range

God used Metal Drinkbottle
Its extremely effective!
Rando Ranga: "Fuck, that hurt bro."
Jesus Fucking Christ: "Get fucking destroyed ranga."

by Some Rando(notranga) September 6, 2022

work the metal

Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces

Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.

by trillmatik February 2, 2014

Wank metal

A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

by wank metal April 17, 2019