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hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.
by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015
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Hairy Bolster

A slightly mouldy dog nugget that has a spiky coat.
Mind your step, matey, you nearly tripped on a hairy bolster!
by Bearzuka September 18, 2020
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Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.
Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!
by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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Sussy hairy balls

amogus suspicious (only imposters have these)
Wow do you see that amogus? It has such sussy hairy balls!
by classicstar February 28, 2022
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Hairy biker

DEMMI havenhand
DEMMI man you hairy biker
by Hairybiker.co.uk June 13, 2018
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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
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