Skeet

When someone ejaculates

I'm gonna skeet in your forehead

by Natethegreat177 September 17, 2017

Skeet

Slang for mosquito.

Hurry, pass me the bug spray.I'm getting hit up by all these nasty skeets !

by tjamnz April 4, 2024

chief&skeet

The action of simoultaneously reaching orgasm while taking a more than commonly large hit of pot, with the intention to take advantage of the momentary numbness & lung power to avoid the rough of it.

Commonly used to pratice and surpass threshold of pain for skilled smokers.

1. Man, I chief&skeeted so hard, barely felt a thing other than cumming.

by Celo green January 4, 2017

skeet credit

The prestige of any individual girl's head game. Based a letter grading scale.

Sean: "Stacy gives the best blowjobs ever"
Tim: "Nah her skeet credit is only a B. Dorothy has got that A skeet credit"

by D. Evans December 1, 2013

Skeet

A word to use to get out of a sticky situation.

Your weird bro, I gotta skeet.

by Sammmmyhammmmy March 8, 2019

Skeet Slider

Someone who narrowly rides the line between creepy and cute.

Person 1 - " Did you hear about so and so?"
Person 2 - "Yeah what they did was filthy , totally a Skeet Slider."
Person 1- "Most definitely a Skeet Slider."

by The Skeet Man November 30, 2022

Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across

What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.

by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011