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brandon’s mom

“I wouldn’t want to be brandon’s mom, because she is very gay, and i’m not gay.”
by christian pryor likes children February 15, 2018
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Brandon King

do not accede on shit he does or have done and perpetuate to fucking do people relish he will revolt anyone in every way possible see him no more than a incalculably narcissistic sphincter and a revolting monotonous solitaire playing derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. He is the true definition of a fuck boy.
Brandon likes beating on women and love to have complete utterly control of everyone surrounding him. Dont be a Brandon king.
by DG King January 4, 2020
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Dark Brandon

Dark Brandon takes over the obscene and vicious Let’s Go Brandon meme from the caterwauling Dark Side, and weaponizes it for Progressives, with overtones of Batman and other superheroes. Components of the meme include Joe Biden's aviator sunglasses hiding laser eyes; his numerous political achievements; ice cream cones; fighting malarkey; a Dark Brandon prequel movie with a multitude of familiar superheroes; Dark Brandon 2. The other side is trying to take it back with accusations of pedophilia and incontinence.

It has been extended to

Dark Garland or Dark Merrick, Attorney General Merrick Garland
Dark Kamala, VP Kamala Harris
Dark Obama, Former President Barack Obama
Dark Hillary, Hillary Clinton
Dark Fetterman, Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman

It has been used in tweets from the White House, and written up in Rolling Stone and on Daily Kos.
shorter merrick garland: "my transformation is complete. the era of dark merrick is nigh. all hail brandon."

Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC: "West Point has gone woke" might be my new favorite. There's only one possible explanation. Dark Brandon adjusted the curriculum.
by Antibogotes August 28, 2022
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Brandon max

The annoying TikToker who has autism. Of you find him on your 4u page make sure to comment 🅸 🆂🅼🅴🅻🅻 🅰︎🆄🆃🅸🆂🅼 on everyone of his post
KidThere’s Brandon max the Autistic kid
by Gremlins June 17, 2020
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brandon moreno

5'7 mexican dude with a granite chin and lethal submissions first ever mexican ufc champ Viva México cabrones
Brandon Moreno vs Deiveison Figueredo 1 is the best ever flyweight fight and one of the best fights of all time
by Gangstaman25 June 12, 2021
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Brooklynn and Brandon

The most adorable couple they were made for each other. They define Love. He's sexy and shes beautiful. Making other couples jealous and singles jealous because of there strong bond with not one fight.
MAN, I wish I had a great relationship like Brooklynn and Brandon!
by YouWillNeverKnow213 May 26, 2017
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Brandon Lopez

very drunk, likes to pour henny in his pasta
by Hitesh L March 1, 2018
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