Mustang Cat

When a tranny slips on a fake camel toe to go out for the night, then goes home with a poor unsuspecting man only to reveal that tranny cock followed by prison rape

Did you hear what happen to Matt? He picked up a Mustang Cat from the bar last night!!

by -3P- June 1, 2016

sidewalk cat

prostitute

"ay boys, lookit the sidewalk cat"

by coochieman99 February 26, 2021

mya the cat

a very fluffy cat if you see her you will scream she is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!!

girl named emily:hey guys have you seen my cat named mya she is so cute
emily's friends:i have she is soooo cute i know! mya the cat

by cupcakes unicorns November 20, 2018

Cat Roach

An indoor cat that spends most of it's time hidden and is only rarely spotted. Much like a cockroach.

"Have you seen the cat?"
"That's not a cat! It's a cat roach. It only comes out to feed!"

by Ms_Firebrand August 15, 2012

cat nerd

Basically someone who is an expert at everything you need to know about cats

Kevin thought his sister Victoria was a cat nerd bc he was being a retard

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

cats guts

What can be found between an elderly ladys legs once age and gravity have taken their toll !

Q. URRRGGH - whats that?
A. Why, thats my pussy !
Fuck me, is it dead coz all its guts are hanging out !!?!

by Andrew Nicholson November 23, 2004

cat shepherd

A person who excels in cat herding, one who can basically get cats to listen and obey at a beconed call or whisper. The cat family just has a general respect for this person of great merit. This person is basically like the Jesus of the cats, knows exactly how to deal with the felines in every situation.

Feline: meow meow, purr...
Outsider: you must be a cat shepherd.
Cat Shepherd: yeah it just kinda comes naturally. (Pets feline delicately)

by JotaJotaHansen December 13, 2013