When a user knows about a birthday surprise in advance but has to pretend otherwise to preserve the sanctity of the surprise.
Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Coined by tumblr users mudkip and unclefather.
Person 1: dude no don't get that I already bought you one for your birth-– f**k
Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
Person 2: don't worry, mudkip's law. I didn't hear anything.
by sapphicat February 20, 2021
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PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”
PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
by Mariano. October 4, 2021
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Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."
by tarshtoo September 11, 2011
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When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.
Cowboy Law.
When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.
Cowboy Law.
by Cblaw June 14, 2018
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It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021
A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
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Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."
Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."
Guy 2: "Suck a dick."
by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016
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by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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