Skip to main content

Lauren

Fat slut, dont tell her ab ur love interests cause she'll try and give them head in the school bathrooms. Literal whore and biggest shit talker, but so irrelevant. Built like a chopstick.
'Why did Lauren follow my boyfriend?'
'Cause she's a slut.'
'Oh but she's so flat bro'
'I know, she looks like enderman'
by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023
mugGet the Laurenmug.

Lauren Gorman

The most beautiful woman in the world with a 45lb heart.

My best friend.
Lauren Gorman is a first ballot hall of fame wife
by Patrick Burrell May 7, 2023
mugGet the Lauren Gormanmug.

Lauren thrasher

Lauren can will be the coolest person in your life, she has amazing music taste, very nice and veryyyyyyyy cute don’t let her leave you and you better not leave her you **** anyway Lauren will be a baby sometimes soooo don’t be a meanie and be nice to her :)
guy 1- woah she’s so nice and beautiful who is she

Girl 1- oh that’s just my friends Lauren she’s cool

To be Lauren you will have to be the nicest person and have a pretty good music taste just like one particular Lauren thrasher
by Sam :))) December 26, 2019
mugGet the Lauren thrashermug.

Lauren thrasher

She’s beautiful
Guy- she’s so beautiful

Guy-I guarantee she’s called Lauren

Being called Lauren thrasher gives you infinite beauty
by Sam :))) December 26, 2019
mugGet the Lauren thrashermug.

lauren renee valdez

A girl who wants to be the best she can be and won't let you hold her back. You might not realize at first but she's enchanting in her personality and looks. Once you get to know her she is not shy at all and will blurt out anything on her mind appropriate or not. She loves animals and animals love her. She goes with the flow but if she doesn't agree she won't . If she doesn't like you , you'll know. She has a fairly large behind as well!
Bro that's Lauren Renee Valdez
Man she is smoking hot.
by Boo02 June 23, 2017
mugGet the lauren renee valdezmug.

local Lauren forcement

What we'd have if Ms. Bacall was sheriff.
Since da former Mrs. Humphrey Bogart was such a strong proponent of women's rights, said famous Liberal-Party actress might have had to do some major 'weeding of da ranks" --- or at least instigate a robustly-potent gender-fairness-training program --- if she'd assumed a "local Lauren forcement" role, since not all of da deputies under her control might have been similarly equality-minded.
by QuacksO March 17, 2024
mugGet the local Lauren forcementmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email