the big boob

the big titty

“yo bro i touched the big boob today”

by hippie23333 February 21, 2021

Seuss Boobs

Boobs that have abnormally long nipples that tend to curve upward at a slight gradient.

Ugh, great. Mark is sitting alone again, drawing Seuss Boobs on the tablecloth.

by FrickinBrad April 11, 2016

Roof boobs

Boobs so large they can be used for shelter.

Yo it’s fucking pouring out get under these roof boobs!

by MC3WOOD August 23, 2019

Incompetent Boob

Cryptosporidium-137, protagonist of Destroy All Humans.

Crypto fails a mission.
MISSION FAILED
Pox: "NO, NO, NO!!! Crypto, you incompetent boob!!"

by WonkyTonkBotty October 10, 2020

boob glen

The area between your boobs, where the sternum is.

"Aw, fuck, I got crumbs in my boob glen."

by haiiro January 20, 2014

boob scoop

lifting your boob with your hands to make them look more perky.

the girls went to the bathroom to do a boob scoop.

by Alice shoreson January 25, 2019

uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.

VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.

by emiliesfo June 17, 2016