Me

You're probably reading this and wondering if I mean you (the reader) or me (the writer), lemme clear things up. I mean you! Yes, the one reading this right now). You are that one special person, one in a million. Even though you don't feel like it, you're special and remarkable in your own way. Whether you're a jock, nerd, mysterious person, people's person, shy teen, bold individual, chaotic being, psycho or just a plain old boring person. No matter what category you fall in, you'll always have that little spark that makes you special and different from anyone else. Keep being YOU!

A= Ewww why is she so weird?! (TALKING TO B, REFERING TO C)
B= I know right!
(C OVERHEARS)
C= Gurl shut your oompa loompa dumb mouth up! I'm just being me! Unlike you, you fake ass nuisance.

(DRAMATIC HAIR FLIP)
LE FIN.

by PJ_MASKS_GURL....OMAGURRR June 10, 2020

Me

Me is an ugly fat worthless gay drug abusing white cracker who was a mistake only because my dad's condom broke while giving intercourse to my smelly old fat cow mother.

While me can also mean attractive straight non drug abusing caucasian who was not a mistake and was planed only because my dad had pussy and anal 13 times also my mother was a sexy skinny tough skank bitch. OHHHH DADDY!!!

Ayye did you see me outside getting raped in the pub but also got so honry and liked it now me is a prostitute.

by Analcracker54 November 1, 2019

You fryin’ me fool

What you say When somebody gets on your nerves or says something stupid

Jay stop messing with her you fryin’ me fool

by Wezlefool March 11, 2020

Pick-me Queer

A person in the queer community who is queer but that is it. They are lesbian/gay/bi and use that for attention, having no personality whatsoever.

Friend A: So, you don't like people who are obnoxiously gay?? They are just expressing themselves and embracing their identity!

Friend B:No, that's not it! Love who you want to love, then move on! No one cares! Just stop being a Pick-me Queer!

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Post me

The person tour talking to or dating basically wants you to lose all of your hoes

Babe”post me”
Me: stop playing around

by Popeyessandwhich November 6, 2019

Take Me Out

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you
And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die
Ah

I know I won't be leaving here with you

I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"

I say, "you don't show"
Don't move, time is slow
I say, "take me out"

I say, "you don't know"
You say you don't go
I say, "take me out"

If I move, this could die
If eyes move, this could die
I want you to take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

I say, "don't you know?"
You say you don't know
I say, "take me out"

If I wane, this could die
If I wait, this could die
I want you to take me out

If I move, this could die
Eyes move, this can die
Come on, take me out

I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here
I know I won't be leaving here (with you)
I know I won't be leaving here with you

by Gothic Miscreant October 15, 2023

league me alone

A sentence used to mock a League of Legends player which prefers to play the game instead of interacting with the outside world.
Sometimes it can be used by the League player himself, making the whole conversation all the more tragic.

James: "Eyo bro you gonna hop on OW?"
Sam: "Nah I'm on League right now"
Everyone: "LEAGUE ME ALONE"
Sam: *dies*

by Roninbar September 12, 2021