poor man’s hand warmer

A full bag of fresh dog poop on a cold morning.

My two dogs provide a most adequate poor man’s hand warmer.

by Doggie walker May 13, 2021

A Man City V Watford

A really horrible situation.

A situation where you are being fucked over.

Too bad to be true.

A thrashing.

"God, I feel like a Man City v Watford"

"That was an absolute Man City v Watford"

by HonourandIntegrity October 6, 2019

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse

The best Spider-Man Movie of all time, nothing is better. Only thing that can probably top it is, The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Jamal:Hey wanna watch the Amazing Spider-Man?
Giga Chad:Shut the fuck up nerd, and let us watch Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse.

by ArkhamGoHard December 14, 2022

your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

poop anus chunk man

the newest baby name invented in Florida

poop anus chunk woman is for girls

dad man: poop anus chunk man is a useless fucking child you should've aborted it smh cringe moment cant even fix car or toilet or the refridgeorater
mom man: yeah lets put him up for adoption what a penis

by large amount of penis December 11, 2020

slapping the black man's knee

To masturbate vigorously.

Friend 1 : "Hey, why weren't you out last night?"
Friend 2: "Sorry, I was slapping the Black Man's knee.

by SwigglesMcGiggles April 7, 2015