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Vacation Eye

A temporary lapse in judgment (usually for clothing and accessories, but also artwork, furniture, etc) brought on by being in very different surroundings long enough for the "exotic" to seem normal. After even a few days, death masks, tortoise shell lamps, and turquoise sterling silver inlay mesa concho belts seem "normal," but don't think for a second that they won't stick out like a sore thumb once you're back in Springfield. People suffering Vacation Eye can be seen awkwardly strutting the beaches of Hawaii with a sarong that won't stay on, thinking that they blend in. Often you will not know you have suffered from Vacation Eye until you are back at home and realize your new Babe the Blue Ox toilet paper dispenser does *not* fit into your life.

Sadly, Vacation Eye purchases are frequently thought of as the essential item that represents the vacation itself. As such, Vacation Eye purchases can be extremely expensive (massive German coo-coo clock, silk shantung Chinese tapestry, 7 foot tall combination coat rack/lamp/fountain shaped like a dolphin)

Don't let your temporary change of scenery distort your taste: Just because the locals have it, does not mean you should. You decorated your house in American traditional, so that hand-painted throw pillow of a giant macaw *will* end up in the attic.
People who have Vacation Eye will:
1. Get dread locks or braids while vacationing in Jamaica meaning to keep them in once their vacation is over and they are back in their cubicle surrounded by standard Christian haircuts.

2. Buy a cowboy shirt/boots/buckle with the full intention of wearing it at home in Detroit.

Vacation Eye is a form of buyers remorse but the store is hundreds of miles away.
by WoodenLegHair June 24, 2012
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Quarantine eyes

The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.
My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.
jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china
by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020
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chink eye

When an Asian person gets inflamed eyes
Trump: Why are your eyes pink?
Xi: I have chink eye
by stablegasneon_nazi July 25, 2020
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The Eye of Zing

That awkwardly vigilant stare given by clerks, or privately owned liquor store owners, as one passes through the store in search of soft drinks or munchies. Generally adapted to the senile asian community.
Kim: what's wrong Andrew?
Andrew: nothing, just feel awkward.
Kim: why?
Andrew: did you not see that old asian lady giving me "The Eye Of Zing"? it was soo awkward
by A.Legend January 2, 2012
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Coke eye

Adjective: Used to describe the drooping, greying and wrinkled skin around the eyes of long term amphetamine users.

Noun: The process of gradual drooping, greying and wrinkling of the skin around the eyes as a result of prolonged amphetamine consumption.
"Remember when Lindsay Lohan started in going coke eyed in 2010?"
by Happyc0c0nuts November 4, 2017
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hamster eyes

the look a girl (or guy) gives when looking up while sucking your cock (resembles a hamster in a cage)
dude that girl was given me hamster eyes while sucking my cock last night at the bar
by rob magnum May 25, 2012
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