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Jacob’s Dad

A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.

Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.

He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
“I’d probably have to go Jacob’s Dad since he’s the most naked”
by MantleLikesKids January 4, 2023
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Calder’s dad

Where tf he at 😹😹‼️‼️

Likes all the footy kids more than him
by Big Robo August 8, 2023
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MY Dad

by a poor alford child February 12, 2021
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Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.
Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.
by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020
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Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist
Jaycek's dad does not exist
by FURIY October 11, 2022
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Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
by John Fun September 21, 2016
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RAD DAD

A Dad who looks after his kids and leads by example is a RAD DAD. If you are wise, you would join The "RAD DADS CLUB" and become part of the Global movement... Skate, Surf, Snow, Moto, Bike, Music, Art, Film, Photography, Tattoos are what make a Dad RAD!
RAD DADS don't babysit, it's called PARENTING!
by rad dads daughter October 7, 2019
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