Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months

“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night”

by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020

mud bear

When you shit on your dad after sexual activity’s

“Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do

“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard

by Mud bear man September 19, 2019

She-Bear

The woman equivalent of a (usually gay) Bear. A husky, large woman with a lot of body hair.

I saw a She-Bear at the bar last night, that was almost a foot taller than man.

by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022

Bummi Bear

The sweet based bait a peadophile uses to lure kids into his van

Hey there kids want to see the Bummi Bears I have in the back of my van?

by URBANLSI July 8, 2021

tessa bear

An amazing person who’s a great role model.

Someone: Is that tessa bear?
Me: you mean the greatest person alive? Then yes

by Lovely_tessa_bear May 30, 2020

Fatty Bear

Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.

Fatty Bear? More like Bore Ragnarok

by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020

fuck bear

A bear who steals innocent bystanders picnic baskets.

Yogi is back at it again, being a fuck bear.

by TheJared151 September 23, 2018