Dick Sucking

Dick Sucking- The act of putting a dick in your mouth because you a thot

Bob: Hi Sue
Sue: You suck
Bob: no u

Sue: *starts Dick Sucking*

by no i May 15, 2018

suck monkeyhole

*see monkeyhole

Used as a insult or a friendly come back.

It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.

*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."

bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!

by Pitoyable May 9, 2005

sucks to be you

A phrase that is said when a person has just told a sad sad story to a person that doesn't care.

Teary eyed child: "My dog died"
Uncaring person: "Well, sucks to be you!"

by Curtis June 18, 2004

sucks to be you

Commonly said phrase when something unfortunate happens to a friend, but it's laughable and/or you don't care.

Mary: OMG! My opponent in Starcraft is using a map hack!
Tom: Sucks to be you!

by Lina Blade June 12, 2004

Ud sucks

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Ud sucks lmao

by W tap is horrible May 23, 2021

Ball suck

Typicaly used for a plumber who has a nack for licking balls. A plumber who can suck a set of balls like you read about.

Donny ball suck is such a ball sucker.

by Sdiblas September 18, 2009

Sucked boneless

Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.

Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*

Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while

by Thelaughingstock April 27, 2013