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Short-Haired Porcupine

When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.

Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 23, 2011
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Short-Term Nut

When you're reminiscing about how nice of a nut you had and you try and remember what you nutted to, but you completely forget. And then you spend the next 10 minutes trying to remember but you just can't. Then you start hallucinating, thinking you found the video, but it's just another amateur rip off where the thot is clearly in her 40's.

>Not to be confused with the Mandela Nut.
"Hey man, I could hear you through the wall, that sounded liked a pretty good nut. Can you tell me the video?"
"Oh sure, It's uh... It's uh..."
"Sounds like short-term nut to me."
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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Kevin the short kid

Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)
Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)
by Ummm nose November 26, 2018
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short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.
Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!
by Stephauren November 9, 2013
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bombay short circuit

Poking one’s finger up one’s date whilst earnestly pumping one’s fist.
Johnno was engaged testing out a Bombay Short Circuit in the shower.
by Johnny Flange August 15, 2022
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grinds my shorts

a term used to express annoyance. Can be used in replacement of activates my almonds.
When people say crossiant instead of quackson it really grinds my shorts.
by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019
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short Ghanaian briefcase

To refer to someone who is short with a big bum, love of eggs and attitude
Look at you, short Ghanaian briefcase. Kmt
- Uma
by TheUma August 25, 2022
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