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JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!
Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?
by REBel Siren October 20, 2020
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Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.
Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.
by McDave13 November 23, 2021
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Jason

A man who who thinks he pull a bandana
Jason does not look good in that bandana
by EternalPhx November 22, 2023
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Jason A. Walsh

hot being and savier.His head cures cancer
broooo i just got cured of cancer because of Jason A. Walshs hot body
He will be in fortnite first
by iLoveCats420meow March 23, 2022
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Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023
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jason mazer

A person who is a complete pussy. Afraid to punch someone in the face but blooms very well. He loves to show PDA with Kelsey. He also wishes he played on PDA. "I hurt my hip flexer"
Oh I'm such a Jason Mazer with my broken hip flexer
by dasdaf June 30, 2016
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Jason Nelson

Also known as "The Hammer* is a God in between the sheets. If an organization is 2hat you're looking for, be prepared for multiples!
I brought this guy home from the bar last night in hopes of some great security. He was nowhere near the Jason Nelson I had the other week. What a disappointment .
by Easyrider21 November 30, 2021
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