Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.

‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’

by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022

Tommy’s

A word like yanks krauts or tankies, used for British soldiers during ww1 and 2

Look boys here come the Tommy’s

by DefinitelyNotABrit May 22, 2022

tommy knocking

Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.

"We almost got caught up Tommy Knocking today."

by anonymous February 5, 2023

Tommying

Quitting a fantasy football league when you can’t handle the trash talk because you are a weak human with no sense of humor.

This guy accidentally drafted Matt Ryan in the 4th round, couldn’t handle the shit talk, and now is Tommying.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

tommy corden

He is the leader of ched mafia and gets his pene sucked everyday by dom and all of his other many bitches. He likes to lick tingers and is big fat lesbo.

Oi is that 'tommy corden'

yh i think it is did u know he licks my tingers

by Rob Clarke June 14, 2019

Do A Tommie

The term "Doing a Tommie" is when you never give it up, and never have sex even when offered.

"Do you fancy a shag tonight"?? Nah sorry I'm going to "Do a Tommie", maybe another night.

by LastAnxiety January 16, 2018

Tommy Bunns

You're talking about One works at a bath house hand and out tells. And sell them chick. Let's hit the door.

Oh, that guy at the bathroom was such a Tommy bunns

by Ddddddddddds February 23, 2024