Ur Ban Dictionary

What the 'Urban Dictionary' logo looks like if you squint real hard

"I got banned"
"How do you know?"
"I saw my name on the Ur Ban Dictionary"

by Real-Life NPC June 4, 2022

ur hamster homo

It is worse than ANY INSULT in the world.

John:Ur mom gay
Carl:ur dad lesbian
John:your granny granny
Carl:...ur...hamster...homo...
John dies and is now sent to planet X-790
Ur hamster homo is the best insult to end any argument.

by Hi not the person u know April 12, 2018

poo ur pant

when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,

Yo, that thot must have poo his pant
DID YOU POO UR PANT U SKANK

by tufcyvghbj September 9, 2018

ur husbo a lesbo

worse than ur granny tranny, worse than ur wife has no life, worse than anything. this is why gympies make horses turn into lemmings. after you say this, please not that the Free Uncle Commitment Kids (FUCK) is not responsible for any suicides, homicides, regicides, genocides, or pesticides. use at your own risk.

ur husbo a lesbo

by john stromboli April 29, 2021

ur momma a pappa

even worse than ur granny tranny or ur pappy trappy, the one who gets insulted dies in the moment

Viv: ur mom gay
L: ur pappy trappy
Viv: ur momma a pappa
L: *instantly dies, creates an alternate universe and earth explote*

by L 3 O March 17, 2018

ur moms a man

best comeback to any roast
you can say this to anyone

hey screw it say it at church

Josh: hey what’s up
Alyssa: ur moms a man
Nate : that’s gay

by josh is a rebublican November 12, 2018

Kirby at ur door

It’s aiden and winnie(a condum) and a gay person who is hunting u down

Kirby at ur door when Winnie is here in front of aiden.

by Ejigjugeujgd May 8, 2023