turtle piss

the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out

Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer

by South central Prodigy May 24, 2018

Baggy Turtle

An uncircumcised penis with excessive foreskin, thus resembling the rolled up neck-skin on a turtle when they retract their heads.

"Dude, I knew you were uncircumcised, but I didn't know you had a baggy turtle."

by Dr.Doctor101 November 12, 2017

virginia turtle

When your fucking a girl and you stick your elbow in another girls vagina.

I went to my girls house and we started to fuck and she said let me call me friend so we started fucking again and I put my elbow in her vagina and my girl said I didn't know you knew the Virginia Turtle

by Podium24 August 11, 2016

Burping the turtle

The act of masturbating to completion!

My mom opened the door and i got cought red handed burping the turtle!

by Jj clayt November 11, 2020

Andrew turtle.

weird faggot that sits in a hole dancing with pandas

happy meal eater
Andrew turtle.

by hhshshhshshshsh September 22, 2019

leatherback turtle

When the girl is lying on her front and the man 'blows his load' all over her then dives on her and swims like a turtle in his own jizz.

"Me and Linda did the leatherback turtle last night, took my forever to get the cum off my chest hair."

by The biologists' sex drive March 2, 2014

Turtle in Chief

nickname for any cue ball that's in charge.

"That power tripping chrome dome thinks pushing us around can increase sales figures!"

"Waddya gonna do? he's the turtle in chief"

by Billy Deez "nuts" Williams December 18, 2012