dad's lasagna

Code for bedtime, used commonly in the western parts of North America.

Luke: Anyone up for another game?
Brenden: No thanks, dad's lasagna.

by broooon June 8, 2018

Izzys dad

most solid human to ether exist, mostly compared to bricks or obsidian, absolute pub lad.

“Fucking hell have you seen izzys dad?”

“No, no ones ever lived to tell the tale”

by Chungus282 March 12, 2020

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 13, 2020

dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023