A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
Get the nine mile Kylemug. by Turtles9919 August 6, 2022
Get the Miles is a godmug. a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.
by Snow snowy snow November 23, 2022
Get the Miles Concertmug. Miles is the biggest whore of them all. He likes to hurt beautfiul girls just for fun and is a raging alcoholic. Stay away from miles because he’s actually ugly. He isn’t worth the time. You can do so much better. He also has a goose nose. He also has herpes, which fun fact you can’t get rid of. Fuck off miles.
by bitch1029384756 August 23, 2022
Get the Milesmug. Hotter than anybody.And all school fake hoes wanna be him all of them talk shit around his back,but there just one thing,he dont wanna say the names who hates him,because they will be famous- like Mile.
by Cutie-Mile December 10, 2018
Get the Mile Rakitamug. the nicest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. he so genuine and makes you want to be a better person. super athletic and very hot.
by positivity spreader April 20, 2021
Get the miles croshawmug. A Miles is someone who seems healthy but literally eats 5 bags of Tapatío Doritos every week and hates all other Doritos.
by goodgood123 November 23, 2021
Get the Milesmug.