Melanie's Law

Best summed up as :: "but fuck me, right?"

This is definitely a case of Melanie's Law. That would never happen to anyone else.

by #annoyed April 24, 2017

Law of Bockung

The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.

It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021

A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers

by Evohevoo January 5, 2022

AIM law

No talking about farts, poop or butts in AIM chat.

Him: "Fartburger buttexplosion!"
Her: "I asked you to please not say things like that in chat."
Him: "Oops, sorry my bad, broke the AIM law again..."

by tarshtoo September 11, 2011

stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.

My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.

I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.

by Cblaw June 14, 2018

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Barnham's Law

A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."

I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.

by Xicer October 9, 2008