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rub hog

A rub hog is someone who always wants to be rubbed (e.g. back or neck rub) in a non-sexual way. The rub hog generally only receives the massaging but does not offer reciprocation. This rub hog then turns into a rub log, going into a sleepy, near-comatose state.
Why don’t you just hire a masseuse, you f***ing rub hog?!
by What’supDoc November 16, 2023
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Hog howlin

Cat calling a chick simply by exposing your hog and shaking it around.
Dude, let's go hog howlin around the strip club.
by Thecatchersmit July 18, 2016
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Hog Pic

When men send pics of their peen
I can’t believe that Jack sent her a f*cling hog pic”
by hotblondebitch1 October 15, 2023
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hogs

Girl: wanna see my tits?

Any Guy: Don’t send me pics of your boobs girl, u know ur worth more than that but YEAH LETS SEE THEM HOGS
by rando bando January 31, 2019
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sugar hog

Like a Sugar mamma but she’s fat with money
That lady sure is a sugar hog
by Babybackbitch72 June 26, 2023
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hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.
Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!
by Hagrid from PS1 October 9, 2017
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Brazilian Hog Rider

When you’re getting throat fucked by another dude so hard his cum comes out of his nose.
Bro, Shawn hit me with the Brazilian hog rider last night and now I can’t even snort coke without tasting cum.
by FettyWhopper690 March 23, 2023
mugGet the Brazilian Hog Ridermug.

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