Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.

Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!

by ElPrimero September 13, 2019

The Burgerville Special

Originating from members of the Battle Ground High School Advanced Jazz Band, the Burgerville special is an equal mix of every soda from the Burgerville soda dispenser, ketchup, and pepper. The addition other condiments is optional.

The Burgerville Special is disgusting.

by BeezBeezBeez November 18, 2018

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013

The Jaffe Special

When you walk in the room and you see your boy giving her the good time you think that's the jaffe special if I've evrer seen it. Then you close the door and the jaffe special stays with you for ever. Notoriously attracting native stumons to your area. Careful if you loose the jaffe special the stumon will leave faster than your dad.

Tom " do you know where Alex is?"

José " yeah, in the other room giving your wife the jaffe special "

Tom " Better watch out for that stumon "

José " The jaffe special stays with you for ever "
:)

by Ted is ded March 4, 2019

Harris Special

a sex position in which a male uses his hand limbs to pleasure his female lover and the female lover uses her facial orafaces to pleasure the male oraly

omg i finally did the harris special last night, it was pretty shit

by Robson6969 August 10, 2019

The Moses’ Special

When a guy spreads a woman like the the Red Sea.

“Wow, man. I really gave her the Moses’ special”

by Goblinbabe August 4, 2022

Rusty's Special

When your man works for Rusty's towing and as he gets in his cab for work, you give him the best reacharound of his life before his cheeks hit the seat.

He was about to leave but I gave him a Rusty's Special.

by Deedeeismycat July 22, 2023