Russian Row Boat

While having sex grabbing a woman's 2 braids and using them as oars as you enter and exit

YOOOOOOO TERY I MET THE HOT BROAD AT THE BAR AND I GAVE HER THE RUSSIAN ROW BOAT

by THELARGESTCHEESER March 17, 2022

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Shut your boat

London Slang - Shut your mouth

Oi you, shut your boat

by Super959 June 9, 2018

Detailing her boat

To give a woman oral sex. Eating pussy.

Yeah, I pounded Kellie’s asshole last night while she detailed Kathleen’s boat! It was awesome!

Stephanie was sucking my dick so I flipped her around started detailing her boat as a thank you!

by Richter Ass April 21, 2021

Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.

His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia

by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016

russian sail boat

Tampon soaked in vodka and inserted in anus

Did you hear Johnny did a Russian sail boat last night

by Westsenecajohnny March 13, 2017

portuguese lobster boat

Similar to the Dutch Rudder where a male would grab hold of his own penis and another person would grab the forearm of the hand gripping the man snake and move it as to perform masturbation. The Portuguese Lobster Boat adds to this act by adding another person to the mix. The third party would then take hold of the arm of the person grabbing hold of the arm of the person grabbing the man meat. The whole thing when coordinated correctly looks like 3 people rowing a boat.

Andy: Hey Joe, do you want to join Doug and I in the living room, we are trying to start up a Portuguese Lobster Boat?

Joe: I always thought Dutch Rudders were gay. But its not gay if it's in a 3 way.

Doug: its never gay bro, chill

Joe: You right...

by J0HNNY0 September 8, 2016