man memory

Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.

Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.

by Sassy doc January 30, 2021

Barry Man

Someone who is very fuuckiing stupid.

"Whats 1+1" Barry:"14" OP:"Why do you have to be such a Barry Man."

by ClassicMan10203 October 12, 2020

Dumpster Man

A man who lives in a dumpster behind the dollar tree. He is known to be horny 99% of the time, he worships Ron Jeremy, and often uses little to no self control.

"Dude I just saw a guy jerking off in the dumpster behind the Dollar Store! I think he was watching Ron Jeremy!"

"That was probably just Dumpster Man."

by Dumpster Man January 26, 2015

Yep man

When you are tired of your friend saying stupid things so you just start agreeing with their obviously false statements

Taylor: My penis is huge!
Chance: Yep man

by Pedler Man December 14, 2021

man walk

When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.

Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?

Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.

by Fresh Bread February 16, 2010

Tan man

A man that only knows tan for color. He wears tan clothes, he is heavier than the most tan Tiger tank, he makes a feast out of his enemies fear.

DAmm, AquaFps Is such A Tan man.

by KreamCola February 22, 2021

Volcano man

A pissed off person.

My friend was a volcano man when i got his sister pregnant.

by Bobby Richards February 26, 2010