Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

Ben Paul Johnson

An absolute psycho

Have you met this guy? He’s a Ben Paul Johnson for sure

by fookyachuckenstoops November 2, 2018

Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson

A Man-Glock who was nothing else to do but be an actor and shoot people

I Think we should Get That Dwayne "The Glock" Johnson Shirt

by Dogerman November 21, 2020

Boris Johnson Defence

when someone slams the tory government, they bring up Labour's faults despite not being in power since 2010

I can't think of an argument so I'll use the Boris Johnson defence

by WelshNutter July 29, 2022

Rock The Dwane Johnson

The way that Quackity says dwane the rock johnson

bro look it's rock the dwane johnson

by the popo March 2, 2021

pulling a Ms Johnson

When the teacher gets mad for no reason at all and proceeds to call you worthless.

Putana Lorda is pulling a Ms Johnson

by Ms Johnsons Favourite April 25, 2020

Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room every time she walks in. She is the most beautiful girl in her whole school. The most sweetest, and kindest girl in the whole universe. She has clear skin, good grades, amazing personality, and wonderful all around. The perfect person ever. Whoever crosses her or has been a fake friend to her will regret it when they grow up.

"Hey do you see that girl over there?"
"OMG YES! Her name is Fiorella Johnson Gozalo, she is so pretty."

by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020