Ethan Ritz

A super fly dude, who looks like a seal and is best freinds with a black haired jew.

hey did you see that jew and that seal
yeah that was Ethan Ritz and david

by LionofZion June 4, 2009

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Ethan Wilson

Only the best person to ever exist. He’s top-tier and truly deserves the whole entire universe. Also I’m totally gonna beat him at proving that’s he’s the best.

“Boy do you know who’s the absolute best?”
“Whomst?”

“Ethan Wilson

but he can’t SEE HOW FOR SOME REASON.”

by The Great Comet of 1812 December 24, 2018

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Ethan's mom

The legends of Ethan's mom are renowned across the 828 thst she is indeed....fuckable.

Yo Horton have you heard the legends about Ethan's mom? "Oh yeah Aron I know"

by Hoose 218 July 4, 2016

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Ethan is a little bitch boy who thinks he is an epic NERDNITE gamer....he can't take a joke and gets offended by everything.
He claims to be things he isnt.

If you know an Ethan like this please eliminate the target..
Or get help from me by giving me your mom's credit number with the three strange numbers at the back *wink*

Ethan: I'm Asian..
Me: no your not.
Ethan: yes I am...my grandma's dog was Asian so that makes me asian.
Me: *uncontrollably laughing* fuck offfffff!! Haahah

Ethan G gets offended haahhaha

by WinkyDinkyDoo August 27, 2019

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