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american psycho

Inside a Wall Street mind a psycho lurks
Lines of cocaine cut in Hell
Obsessive hands gently grab your neck
Compulsively you'll die... I hate people
The sweet asphyxiation and dismemberment
Sex puts me in the mood to make you die
by the bg August 28, 2004
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African American

A politically correct term used in the United States for a black person. A black person could be 100% English but still be called African American by an American, even though they're neither African nor American.
American: "Look, it's an African American!"
Englishman: "I'm English, you dumbarse."
by Jimmy Kickarse October 22, 2006
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american toilet

by green day shit themselves September 28, 2004
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american idol

1. A show dumbing down America's youth or better yet, everyone who watches it.

2. A show searching for America's new "sensational singing idol." The contestants there have no edge, they are controlled by the stupid American Idol scene and plus, they can't even sing and even if they do have a talent, they would perform shitty songs.

3. The show has great ratings but it's just filled with a bunch of low-life losers seeking money from this terrible piece of sweaty turd they call a show.
SEE OVERRATED
1. This is what happend to George Bush, he watched American Idol too much and look at the result.

2.
Contestant #482: If joo wadda bee wit meeh, uhh... bleh?
Simon: That was tewible.

3. Only preps watch fucking American Idol.
by Pissed Off†Liberal Jerk Off February 6, 2005
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American Football

Grown men who think they are cool because they weigh 300 pounds, dressed in tights, jumping on top of each other, trying to get football through two posts.
Person 1: Man, lets watch some American Football!
person 2: No, those are just idiots dressed in tights. Lets watch some soccer instead.
by circular orbiting sphere February 10, 2010
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The American Challenge

A team a five must drink a 30-rack, a handle of vodka, smoke 5 grams of marijuana, eat 2 large pizzas, and then complete a 100 piece puzzle (in that order). The alcohol must be completed before continuing on to the weed, which must be completed before continuing on to the pizza, which must be completed before continuing on to the puzzle. If a team member spills or throws up, then one member of that team must either drink 1 additional beer, or 2 additional shots. The first team to finish wins eternal glory.
Bro #1: Hey man, are you down to try the American Challenge with Blazer, Lazer, Tazer, and I tonight?

Bro #2: Hell no man, last time I tried the American Challenge I woke up naked in the cafeteria with puzzle pieces stuck to my face.
by Bro #2 April 1, 2012
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American Idiot

i liked green day better when they made fun of marilyn manson
by smoke a bowl September 30, 2004
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