poop suicide 

poop suicide is when you shit yourself to death

me: "Where's Jojo?"

tyler: "he died from poop suicide last week"
me: "damn thats shitty"

poop suicide by coghkf November 20, 2018

Vegan Suicide 

The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.

Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!

Vegan Suicide by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020

Food Suicide 

food so good make you wanna kill yourself

the foods so good you’ll wanna commit food suicide

Food Suicide by melychanely November 26, 2020

Zoom Suicide Roulette 

When the teacher puts you in a breakout room with your homies, each one of you takes turns showing your dick on the zoom call and rotate every 30 seconds until the teacher joins your breakout room. Whoever has their dick showing when the teacher arrives is the loser.

"hey sam I didn´t see you at school today, what happened?"
"I got kicked out for playing Zoom Suicide Roulette"
"what a legend"

Zoom Suicide Roulette by WW2Porn February 25, 2021

financial suicide 

financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.

employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.

Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.

Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!

Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!

financial suicide by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021

Internet Suicide 

A act of effectively deleting all online accounts you can.

Miranda commited internet suicide a few months ago, wonder how she is doing now…

Internet Suicide by disturb October 5, 2021

Cause Of Suicide 

1) Homework
2) Mood changes
3) Depression

one of those 3 is the true cause of suicide

Cause Of Suicide by Your Best Idiot April 23, 2010