Social Traveler

That guy that sat next to you on an airplane who tried to drum up conversations over the most awkward topics.

"So, where ya headed?"

"Same place you are. Why'd you ask?"

"Forgive me, I'm a bit of a social traveler."

by Moon Worshiper August 30, 2022

Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 23, 2011

travel thickness

The phenomenon of an erection occurring due to the motion of the vehicle you're travelling in.

"Dude, your turn to run in and get the beers"

"Sorry dude, I got travel thickness on the way here, someone else is gonna have to go."

by WeenerNZ March 28, 2015

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

traveling hoe

A girl that travels overnight with her hoeish friends to interact with different men

Your always on the road going to see men. You traveling hoe

by keepingitrealok June 17, 2015

Travel Minge

When you’re traveling in a particularly hot country and your minge gets the stink on.

Condition worsened by the wearing of nylon or Lycra panties.

‘God I’m so hot and sweaty, I’m worried I’ve got travel minge’

by Lady G. August 30, 2021

Travel breath

The stale and sour smelling breath that occurs after one has been traveling for a number of hours. Usually caused by insufficient fluids and made worse by stale air in a car or airplane. In worst cases travel breath is coupled with "Airport Sweat"

I was so excited to see Duffy after his long drive down from Pittsburgh but his travel breath was kickin!

by Jrh December 14, 2013